Ello!
I have decided to create a post about certain things I love. And HATE!!!
I love...toothpicks. (And many more things, but this was the first thing that came to mind. Therefore, I will write mostly about toothpicks)
They are soooo useful and can be used for many things other than dental hygiene.
Let's get creative here.
Toothpicks could be used for:
- A substitute for a quill.
- Firewood!
- Earrings.
- Paint them green and you could have artificial grass!
- Linkin' logs (yes, this is entirely made of toothpicks)
- Very thin friends (name them then place them randomly about your room)
- Very thin enemies (Caution: highly flammable... name them, then 'MWAHAHAHA')
- Utensils (sharp, pointy, and perfect for carrying bite-sized samples)
- Darts (sharp, pointy, and perfect for carrying poisonous substances)
- Jenga blocks
- A picket fence
- Castle defenses
I HATE... cold fingers.
When I have cold fingers (such as now), I can't:
Play the piano
Write
t Y ppp E
Get my fingers warm
Even feel my fingers
But I can:
Put them on my siblings' necks and watch them transform into my minions
Use my finger as a hammer
Drink hot chocolate ( I feel justified)
Throw snowballs
Use them as renewable ice cubes
Anyways.
This is my brain on enough sleep.
I get random.
The End!
Goodbye.
Hmm. I agree on both points; toothpicks are wonderful little devices, and cold fingers really stink. (Hopefully not literally.) I have to tell you about this ingenious idea I had for toothpicks. Take a little round, hollow thing and glue the sharp ends of toothpicks to the outside. Add a keyhole and some hinges, and you've got a perfect [enter rare object here] protector! I should patent this...
ReplyDeleteHaha, we could put some Plutonium in it and use it as a weapon! I like it :) Better hurry and patent it, or I might pull a Thomas Edison on you. Now we really need to find some sort of thingamajig that keeps your fingers warm while protecting valuable objects.
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